August 2010
92 posts
Dear Universe,
Please find me a place to live in New York so I don’t have to hollow out Bee and Mike and use their hides to fashion myself a tent.
Signed,
Desperate Dave
But seriously, NYC people, let me be your roommate, or point me at someone who knows about a cheapish studio, or something. Do it for Bee and Mike’s husks if nothing else.
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Although your mug does corner the market on character, I still miss Mr. Crab from the old avatar. RIP.
It’s back! Happy Birthday non-me Dave!
Corporate Sales Consultants email me the sweetest things.
“I was hoping to learn more about your current interactive marketing efforts, how you power your transactional communication programs and determine if you are happy with the ROI you are seeing from these initiatives.”
Aww, I miss you too girl!