On this day of fries, let us not forget those gallant Frenchmen who fought so bravely, through all that grease, to bring us sticks with which to eat our ketchup.
This online animal calculator just informed me that I am an Earth Goat.
An Earth Goat?! Apparently my abilities include: staring blankly, bleating, standing on things, and eating cans.
Screw this, I’m making my own zodiac calendar. In it, individuals born in 1979 are METAL AARDVARK DREADNOUGHTS. Abilities include: awesomeness, being called on first, capacity for rewriting personal narrative, handsome jetskiing, and METAL!
A zodiacal note on romance. TOTALLY RAD METAL AARDVARK DREADNOUGHTS are only compatible with hot babes who have been born. Sorry, no fakies.
Earth Goat, bah!
I might be a little in love with you.