Dave Gorum

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August 2009

69 posts

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Aug 28, 200919 notes
Hurry up with the installing, Snowcat…

On this day of fries, let us not forget those gallant Frenchmen who fought so bravely, through all that grease, to bring us sticks with which to eat our ketchup.

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Aug 24, 200927 notes
My Ancient Chinese Secret

This online animal calculator just informed me that I am an Earth Goat.

An Earth Goat?! Apparently my abilities include: staring blankly, bleating, standing on things, and eating cans.

Screw this, I’m making my own zodiac calendar. In it, individuals born in 1979 are METAL AARDVARK DREADNOUGHTS. Abilities include: awesomeness, being called on first, capacity for rewriting personal narrative, handsome jetskiing, and METAL!

A zodiacal note on romance. TOTALLY RAD METAL AARDVARK DREADNOUGHTS are only compatible with hot babes who have been born. Sorry, no fakies.

Earth Goat, bah!

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Aug 22, 200953 notes
Aug 22, 200937 notes
To the short-haired girl at the coffee shop with bike chain grease on your shin.

I might be a little in love with you.

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